Това е велика простотия, но е и много забавно. Смях се с глас поне 10 минути. Ето няколко примера:
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, „Shit happens.“
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Episcopalian: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don’t call a doctor – pray!
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That’s MY shit.
Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Jehovah’s Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah’s Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit!
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can’t believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
И накрая… Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens – one day at a time!
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